1. Caffeine is a basic food group. 2. Any light of any kind hurts! 3. You completely dread lawnmowers. 4. When a patient asks you why you’re still awake, you wonder the same thing. 5. You can say, “I’ll try to let you rest” to a patient while thinking That’s really hard to do at night. 6. You completely get the werewolf thing. 7. You love that the traffic is so much less. 8. Breakfast specials…need I say more? 9. The sun comes up and you get restless. 10. The thought of leaving the best shift ever makes you feel like you’re going to die.