Your Bear Dresser will wear whatever you ask her to wear. She insists, however, since she is your Bear Dresser that she always begin with a bare naked bear. You have never complained about her rule nor have you even thought to questioned the policy. You simply bear it and more often then not she has to remind you to wipe the stupid grin off your face. You always want to look sharp. Your Bear Dresser has always come through for you. She knows how to dress you up and if she were to catch you wearing anything an average bear would wear then you know she knows you know she knows how to dress you down. You tried it once didn't you? You know I know you did, didn't you? Don't I know it. I believe you found out that very night how many Green Beers were too many. If only you could remember, anything. You are half tempted to try it again, this time drinking fewer beers. It's like one of them cats-up 52s. You don't know how many beers would be fewer. Your Bear Dresser knows. She knows you know she's not tellin'. Sometimes when she says no it doesn't mean yes, or does it not? Right. I think. She knows how to push your buttons, the little darling. She knows how to snap and un-snap your snaps and how to zip and un-zip your sandwich bags. When she comes a bearing down on you hard so you'll give her the shirt off your back you must resist. You have more leverage than you might believe, if you're wearing one of these Fester Tees. Fester Tees drive the women wild. They've just got to have 'em. You could bargain for a day’s, a week’s, a month’s, heck; you might talk her into a year’s worth of her special Bear Dresser services with just one Fester Tee. How good of a talker are you? Well start with one hour and work your way up. You may have to get some more Fester Tees. You might want to bone-up on your Fester trivia too while your at it. They must see something in ol' Fester that gets 'em right where they live. It’s a mystery really, wrapped in a cream cheese bagel. When you put on a Fester Tee you look sharp right from the get-go. Did you ever wonder why your Bear Dresser always has you put on your Fester Tee first before you put on anything else? Then she tells you to take it off again. She wants your shirt man I'm tellin' you, or something. Two hours later when you're finally all dressed and ready to hit the town you're invariably wearin' the same shirt she had you put on to start with. You know, she always does good work. You're a good lookin' bear when she gets done with you. She carries around two cans of Bear Spray just to keep other Bear Dressers from trying to get close enough to you to talk you out of your Fester Tee. Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed bear. Perhaps they just like the story of how Fester got duped by a bunch of little Leprechauns. Maybe it's because she likes the way it goes with the colour of her hair. Or maybe they really just like sleepin' in your Fester Tee. You don't have a problem with that do you? I didn't think so. And now for something completely different, kinda sorta. Here is the product "description" which originally went with this image. This is PART 2 of a series of 3 images under the Title: Saint Patrick's Day, Leprechauns and Fester Equals... And now our story: How Much Green Beer Is Too Much? Only Your Bear Dresser Knows For Sure. Miss Bearol Green Hair Colour Beer Commercial- Me Mudduh is a Blue-Haired beauty. Thanks to Miss Bearol Blue-Hair Colour her hair doo looks oh so natural. I've been told and I've often heard it said that I've only one life to live, so they say, so I say let me live it as a Green-Hair. Thanks to Miss Bearol Green-Hair Colour Beer I can have Green Hair and drink it too. You know Dodo; I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore. Hey, are you guys sure I'm supposed to read that line? Ask my Bear Dresser? What? The part of Miss Bearol was played by Fester the OktoBear. P.S. I'm so sorry for the confusion. I changed the image to one where Fester is holding Yeller Beers so it would go better with the yeller apron . Then I got around to re-reading the text that goes with the Fester's latest goings-on. Now I'm more confused than before I made it so clear. It's them Leprechauns again I'll bet. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes