If you seek the cluttered, bead encrusted, skull-n-crossbone drenched look, which invariably drapes over most our uninspired public, please, don't forget your shoes at the door. We do not dress pirates here, nor do we subscribe to message without substance. In this City Of Inconvenience hackneyed with drones we live as its antithesis. If words such as intelligence, wit, subtle optimism, and charm arouse rather than squelch, then, we are afraid you are like us, and you might as well sport the uniform.