Some kid brazenly landed his flying saucer on the south lawn of the White House today, a spokesman, woman, person for the Park Police, who wishes to remain completely unidentified, told GNUS PEAK Network News at Midnight, twelve hours after the event occurred. He or she issued a very short statement and released only one photographic image as the craft was completely invisible to digital cameras. The photo came from the camera of a Japanese tourist who was standing outside the gates which encircle the White House. The Spokesman, woman, person would not answer the question of whether or not the tourist got his or her camera or film or pictures returned to him or her but did confirm that pictures do exist of the occupant who descended from the Flying Saucer immediately upon landing. The "kid" went from ear to ear smile to abject terror as he was swiftly tackled, bagged and dragged to a waiting Police cruiser and spirited off the grounds to an undisclosed destination. The Saucer was covered with a special tarp, loaded onto a special articulated flatbed trailer and hauled away to a different undisclosed destination in less than thirty minutes. It appeared to anyone who was not quickly removed from the area but was allowed to watch the "dance of machines" that the men or women who loaded it up and moved it out had done this sort of thing before. The White House, a physical structure, declined to answer any questions for the foreseeable future except that the President was indeed out to lunch at the time of the incident. The next day everything returned to "normal". As a matter of fact nobody can be found who has any knowledge of any Flying Saucer landing on the White House lawn. I mean, really, do you think I'm going to answer a question like that? I'd be laughed out of the beltway faster than you could say Ronald Reagan. It turns out it was nothing but a swamp gas thing. This sort of stuff happens every year right about this time. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J. Hughes