A-Z.A.A. is an elite zombie task force ready to attack the zombies that have plunged themselves into your neighborhood, killing your family and friends. We have the most trained, motivated, skilled zombie extermination professionals and zombie survival consultants available. Our people and our training are the real deal. No shit. The zombie removal business is never slow, everyday we have anywhere from 1 to 30 calls. We focus a lot of our down time towards educating dumbass people that don't believe, about the importance of disaster preparation. To satisfy this goal we host whack a zombie day twice a month. So, if you have 5 dollars and would like to knock the shit out of the undead, just let us know.
Our goal is to save the public, even the dumb fucks that piss us off, and kill the zombies. We can not stress enough of the importance of personal preparedness and self reliance, to increase its readiness to respond to disasters such as Zombie Outbreaks. We want to make sure you are prepared for any zombie crisis that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten or worn as a mask by the formerly deceased.