Is your womb ANGRY today? Is it doing all squeezies and crunching and jabbing? Does your back hurt? Are your boobs all annoying and hurty?
It makes you cross, doesn't it? HELL, YES! STUPID WOMB!
Now, display your fury and its fury too, via this handy t-shirt, which is NOT AT ALL embarrassing to wear. Rather, it is helpful and informative for those around you.
Women of Menses age will nod sympathetically, and feel a bond of sisterhood with you.
Men will get a bit antsy and awkward & try and keep out of the way.
Post-menopausal ladies will laugh mockingly and slap on another HRT patch with a flourish.
And your day will feel a bit nicer, even though you have an ANGRY WOMB.