Science has shown that a baby is really just a glorified turducken, and that turducken needs mathematical stuffin! Enter the LabKitty Baby Math shirt. Give your child the gift of intellectual stimulation in those critical early years, before adolescence, booze, and constant grinding despair make learning all but impossible. Mathematical symbols viewed correctly from baby's perspective stimulate baby's sensitive neocortex. As baby's brain grows, the added mass overcomes baby's pencil-neck structural stability. The result? Baby's head automatically bobs forward for additional viewing. It's positively feedbackerrific!