Merry Christmas. Thanx so much for the mush. I'm here to tell you about a great opportunity. It's a way to bring smiles to millions of childrens faces. There is no selling involved. All that you have to do is show up and eat cookies and drink milk and you don't have to pretend like you enjoy all the attention and the petting. You won't be cooped up in a petting zoo either, as we offer individualised in-home service. All that you need is an official uniform like the one I'm wearing here and you'll be all set to go. You can get them in any size you may need and you can personalise them to suit your taste. We don't sell antlers but, then again, antlers aren't an official part of the uniform anyway. They're just something some dog who became famous on TV started doing a long time ago and now a lot of kids kind of expect you to be wearing one. If you shake it off in two seconds it still counts. You just have to let yourself go and act silly and look silly and you get paid. Not in dollars but in the stuff that dreams are made of. *****Lovin'.*****Now where's my antler? LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2010 Marti J. Hughes