You are never gonna get old. You have the secret to eternal youth. Oh, yup you do…fool. One day turn around and can’t say it any other way “grey and old.” Remember when you got your drivers license and wheels, look out, you just cruised (can’t today at Neocon gas prices). Well Pukie “reality bites” that old cliché! Born to be wild just ride the new hog and cruise. You are ready for the new ride or know someone about to bite the bullet and trade the big wheels in for the new cruiser, help them or you make the transition…”plug me in baby, I was born to be wild and I got wheels eat my dust”…forever young better believe it. Mobility scooters environmentally friendly, can you dig it. Take it from Mobility Jones, sage and gentle words of wisdom to make you feel comfy, straight from the plastic hip….Crapola!