In Aesop's fable, the turtle beat the hare, but when it comes to today's world, few things are more certain: Lag Kills! Especially in game. Our turtle runs like heck from the axe-wielding rabbit on our funny cartoon lag kills turtle and rabbit t-shirts, mugs, caps and bags, buttons and magnets, and other cartoony gaming gear. It ain't pretty, but that's how it is in the virtual game world. Our armoured turtle is doing pretty good on his little green legs - he has what's called motivation. You can do it, too! Run, run, run!