Lord Likely's Emporium of Excellent Things

You have beheld his Astonishing Adventures on lordlikely.co.uk, now purchase fine consumerables bearing Lord Likely's ruggedly-handsome features, and become the envy of literally everyone else on the planet!



All products are hand-made by starving, orphan children in Likely Industries' factories, using the finest materials known to man. Lord Likely himself ensures that all goods are made to his most exacting standards lest the orphans be flayed roughly.

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