An Astonishing Array of Amazing Artefacts Awaits!

You have THRILLED to his Astonishing Adventures, now you can purchase fine consumerables bearing Lord Likely's ruggedly-handsome features, and thus become the envy of literally everyone else on the planet!



All products are hand-made by starving, orphan children in Likely Industries' factories, using the finest materials known to man, woman or hermaphrodite. Lord Likely himself ensures that all goods are made to his most exacting standards lest the orphans be flayed roughly, and their fingers broken with bricks.

Do feel free to browse, friends!