All I Need to Know I Learned from Video Games Poster

A poster detailing the most valuable life lessons we can learn from video games. Text of poster reads: You only live three times - If at first you don't succeed, level up for a while and then try again - When faced with a formidable adversary, always look for a glowing weak spot first - It's OK to search random people's houses and take their stuff - Even the most mundane task becomes exciting if you are given a score at the end of it - Don't ever expect anyone else to jump in and save the world for you - A quick snack or a good night's sleep can heal all wounds - You will always be outnumbered... but it will never matter, because you're just that awesome - Save often - Take time now and again to stop and complete a side quest - No matter who you are or what you're trying to do, at some point, you will need to push a large stone or box around to accomplish it If it ain't broke, see if you can break it -- it might have money inside - Most of the laws of physics are just suggestions - Anything that could conceivably explode most likely will - Most people repeat themselves a lot - If life gives you lemons, start collecting them, maybe somewhere you can trade them in for something useful - You can still be a hero even if you never say a word - It's OK to wear the same thing every day, unless, of course, you've just gained radically new powers or become evil - If all else fails, use fire