CAUTION: Corrosion in Motion Bumper Sticker

This is a bumper sticker for ugly rusted out cars which refuse to quit running. The oxidation of the rust spots on ugly old cars is as likely a source of energy to keep the car running as the gas in the tank is. So watch out, everyone, this car runs on corrosion, it is corrosion in motion. People always tease me about how bad my car looks. It's a "Dutch Rig", which means it is a rusted out refugee from the junk yard and only magic and maintenance has kept it going over the years, and maybe some duct tape, bubble gum, super glue and toothpaste (don't ask). I always tell them it is rust powered corrosion in motion and there are prettier cars still sitting where they quit running. Only in Dutch Harbour, Alaska can you get away with driving a rusted-out heap.