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CrustaceanSalutations
Tell them how you really feel with Crustacean Salutations
SLC, Utah
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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones! Tell them how you really feel.
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Andrew Livingston