Currently Minding My Own Business introvert tshirt

Wise-ass and country singer Kacey Musgraves once said, "Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy." This is a t-shirt for the people who know that it's always better to mind your own. "Are you girls handicapped?" The grumpy, nosy old man was shouting at the two girls from across the gas station parking lot in dusty Socorro, New Mexico. His busy-body legs drove him closer to them at an alarmingly rapid pace. They froze and stared at him with annoyance. "Because one of you better be," he continued. "You're parked in a handicapped spot. So which one of you is handicapped?" The girls started to back towards their car. "That's what I thought," he said, triumph in his voice. "You don't look handicapped." I made my way into the gas station, hoping to be ignored. Please don't rope me into this. Just let me pay for my gas and leave. I still have another three hour drive home. The girls opened up their car door, not out of guilt over being busted, but out of fear that the purple-faced, 6'5", 350-pound man would try to hurt them. The man didn't seem to notice how intimidating he was. But he did notice me. "You. With the hair. Over there. These girls don't look handicapped, do they? They don't walk wrong or whatever. You saw. You can back me up." I turned slowly to face him. "I'm sorry, sir," I said, calmly. "I didn't notice the way they were walking. I was too busy minding my own business."