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Dark Humour Valentine's Day Holiday Card
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Dark Humour Valentine's Day Holiday Card
Send a wickedly funny twist on romance with this dark humour Valentine’s Day card, featuring a hilarious “Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue” parody set in a zombie wasteland. The artwork shows a zombie Cupid strolling across a desolate field, carrying a bagful of brains while his loyal zombie chihuahua trots beside him. Cupid’s bow is tipped with a stylised heart, and a quiver of arrows hangs at his side, all rendered in vibrant Pixar‑style 3D art for a playful yet macabre look.
Perfect for anyone who loves quirky humour, horror‑themed romance, or alternative Valentine’s Day cards that stand out from the usual pink‑and‑fluffy designs. Great for partners, spouses, horror fans, and anyone who appreciates a cheeky, undead twist on classic Valentine’s sayings. Fully customisable on Zazzle, so you can edit the text, personalise the message, or add your own darkly funny line.
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By L.10 May 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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The card was just as I thought if not better! The quality was fantastic & the recipient was delighted also! The colours were even brighter than I imagined & the semi gloss was really affective.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Isla M.8 March 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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Used as a valentines card. Was perfect for being not too slushy but till saying 'I still love u even after all this time!!'. Simple black a white is perfect for this card.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Gillian B.12 March 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Holiday Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte
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Absolutely loved this card which was for husband on valentines day from our little yorkie. The yorkie on the card looked just like ours and because I could change the words to what I wanted was Absolutely Brilliant. Everything was exactly as I wanted the little yorkie was brilliant just like ours.
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Product ID: 256173966935865795
Created on 21/01/2026, 7:27
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