Direct Communication for the Verbally Excessive Calling Card

For those moments when words fail (or you'd rather not use your own), this business card gets straight to the point. Featuring a polite (yet firm) request of "Please shut up" at the top, followed by escalating levels of urgency: "Seriously," "Turn your volume off," "Shut your mouth," "Silence," and culminating in "For the love of God stop talking." The reverse side features a universally understood yellow shushing emoji with a finger to its lips. Perfect for the perpetually loud talker in your life, noisy neighbours, or as a humourous way to express your need for some peace and quiet.