Dirty for the Drought Bumper Sticker

Your "badge of honour" bumper sticker explains why you, as a normally fastidious person, have a dirty car. It's because you're a good citizen, doing your part to reduce water consumption. You can't wait until the big rains come so you can keep it clean all the time, right? For the cost of less than one basic car wash (plus $5.99 Zazzle shipping, which I agree is a little high), you can have your own. Buy some for friends at discounted rates, and share both the goodness and the shipping! Back story: I took my car in for routine maintenance. Usually they wash it, but there was a sign saying they're not doing that these days due to the drought conditions. I got inspired that people could let the world know there's more going on than being a slacker. Full content: "Dirty for the Drought | Well, maybe a quick rinse now and then ... | Citizens Saving Water | zazzle.com/DirtyForTheDrought | Troy Harris © 2014"