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Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
    • Blank white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

This funny slogan reminds you that even though that fart you just slipped out was supposed to be of the silent but deadly variety there is something that always knows when you pass gas, no matter how discreet you are. The text of the graphic says: ' The Universe is Listening. Don't break wind.' The colours of the words are blue and orange. Our graphic makes a perfect gag gift for anyone who can clear a room out with their stinky farts. Customise the design by adding a name or another special message. The blue or white background colour can also be personalised to one of your choice.
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Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.6K Total Reviews
6907 total 5-star reviews518 total 4-star reviews75 total 3-star reviews30 total 2-star reviews42 total 1-star reviews
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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Samantha D.4 September 2017 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
The card was excellent this time preferred the quality of print etc. Brilliant clear and good quality pleasing to the eye
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sarah T.13 May 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
Looked great and was perfect for my Nana's 99th it arrived super quick so much quicker than sending the original from the other side of the world! My Nan loved my artwork too and the picture of us inside helped her remember who I was as she has Alzheimer's. Crisp and clear. Bright and colorful true to the original artwork I created. The photo we placed inside also looked great and clear.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By MR M.1 April 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Zazzle Reviewer Program
This was used as a Mother's Day card and my mother absolutely loved it! The artwork and attention to detail is stunning. It's as if the hare could jump right out of the card at any moment. The print quality and colours are of a very high standard and show the beautiful hare in commendable detail.

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Product ID: 137889716998052024
Created on 13/04/2012, 6:17
Rating: G