Drink thy wine with a merry heart hip flask

"Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works". Ecclesiastes ch. 9, v. 7 Well, bless my soul, dear friends, here we have the Drink thy wine with a merry heart Flask—a vessel so cheerful it could turn a grumpy prophet into a party planner! Crafted from gleaming stainless steel, this 6oz flask is your ticket to biblical merriment, featuring a delightfully macabre dance of skeletons (because who says joy can’t have a bone or two?). Adorned with the wise words of Ecclesiastes 9:7—“Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works”—it’s a reminder to sip with a smile, even if the world’s a tad skeletal. This flask isn’t just for the pious; it’s for anyone with a wink and a nod to life’s absurdities. Slip it into your pocket for a picnic, a picnic with a twist, or a quiet moment of rebellion against the dull. Its sturdy build ensures your wine—or, let’s be honest, your preferred contraband—stays secure, while the vintage design adds a dash of divine humour to your day. Now, let’s raise a glass to some fun facts! That Ecclesiastes quote, penned by King Solomon (or so they say), is a rare biblical nod to enjoying life’s pleasures—wine included! Did you know the Bible mentions wine over 200 times, often with approval? Noah, that ark-building fellow, planted a vineyard and got a bit tipsy—proof even the godly stumble. And here’s a kicker: ancient Israelites believed wine brought joy straight from heaven, though they’d likely frown at pairing it with skeleton dances! So, why sip somberly when you can toast with a merry heart? Snag this flask before the skeletons dance off with it—and may your works, dear buyer, be as acceptable as a well-aged vintage!