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Funny "Become an archaeologist, destroy the world" Card
Q: "Why did you study archaeology?"
A: “Oh, you know, I have always dreamed to find an ancient evil entity sealed away since the dawn of time, unleash it and watch the world burn.”
This is a funny original card for an archaeologist or archaeology student / graduate who also happens to have a (slightly concerning) interest in Lovecraft, ancient eldritch abominations, and world destruction. Or just a dark sense of humour and a penchant for black comedy! Of course, there is no way an archaeological career can bring them to actually destroy the world, right? RIGHT?
Probably right. But they could still hit you with a shovel, so keep them happy with a great humourous gift!
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy M.3 December 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 20.3 cm x 10.2 cm, Paper: Basic Semi-Gloss, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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I visited the Watts Gallery earlier this year which was one of our best family days out ever, what a talent Watts was and his wife come to that. The image is perfect for a romantic occasion though I made the mistake of thinking it was a greeting card when in fact it is a postcard - my mistake but easily happens.
Took a little while to print and to be sent from overseas I think. Good quality card and printing.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Anonymous25 April 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Great quality. Fab, clear design.
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Judith P.2 April 2021 • Verified Purchase
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These cards were beautiful and I had a choice for different people and different ages. Love the Victorian range. Perfect. The print was clear and bold and there was a choice to choose from
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Created on 01/10/2018, 0:22
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