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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait); 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Getting older never looked so flammable! This hilarious birthday card features a grumpy cake overwhelmed by way too many candles — and clearly ready to call the fire department. Perfect for anyone with a great sense of humour (and a few more candles each year). 🎉 Great for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who laughs at their own age. 💬 Customise the inside text to add your own personal joke or heartfelt message.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating336 Total Reviews
303 total 5-star reviews15 total 4-star reviews6 total 3-star reviews5 total 2-star reviews7 total 1-star reviews
336 Reviews
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By Hazel C.22 June 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Excellent Quality and Design , Would Definitely Recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.
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By Pamela B.1 December 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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The artwork and paper quality are good BUT it is only a card and not a bi-fold blank card as I had expected. It was my mistake as I hadn't noticed when ordering. However I think that a single page card would be be very limiting to send to a 90 year old. The quality was excellent.
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By Moira g.2 August 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Good quality card unusual. Nice colours I haven't given to my son yet but he will find it funny

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Product ID: 256027746768891300
Created on 19/06/2025, 10:01
Rating: G