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Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (5 x 7") (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (7"x 5") (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

Hilarious Bumper Stickers for Seniors cards and gifts. Make great and funny gifts for the senior or near to be senior in your life. Tease someone you know about getting older. Great gift for the older driver in your life. They make very funny retirement gifts. Captions like: YES, my blinker is on. I’ve completely forgot where I’m going! My other car is a motorised SCOOTER! YES I’m driving but you can’t see me ‘cause SHRUNK! When you see my reverse lights, RUN LIKE HELL! If you don’t like my driving tell it to somebody who can HEAR!’
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By Pat M.1 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Thank you Colana for the perfect custom made Mass Card. It's for my brother-in-law's birthday on 5th October, St. Faustina's Feast day! So very pleased with quality of the card and the personalisation - really beautiful! Shower of Roses Shoppe is my go to for future cards and highly recommend. .
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By Gary C.17 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I Design It And So Perfect 😍👌🏼 That What I ask For. Printing It So Good And Perfect 😍👌🏼
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By MARWA A.23 October 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I think it’s great how you can design your own cards and buy them and they’re not even expensive which is really good. The printing turned even better than I expected

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bumper stickers for seniors giftsfunny gift for older drivergreat retirement gifttease someone about getting olderfunny over the hill giftsenior citizenolder driverfunny old fogeymotorised scooter jokes

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Product ID: 256656713469972059
Created on 15/02/2021, 8:46
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