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Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (5 x 7") (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (7"x 5") (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

Say farewell to deadlines and meetings — it’s vacation time forever! This funny retirement card for a woman features the witty quote: “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!” A bright and cheerful beach design makes this card the perfect mix of humour and celebration. Great for coworkers, teachers, friends, or family members starting their new stress-free chapter. Features: Funny and lighthearted quote Playful cartoon-style beach illustration Bright, cheerful vacation colours Ideal for female retirees, coworkers, or friends with a great sense of humour Occasion: Retirement, Farewell, New Chapter, Celebration Perfect Gift For: Women who love humour, relaxation, and celebrating their well-earned freedom!
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By Pat M.1 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
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Thank you Colana for the perfect custom made Mass Card. It's for my brother-in-law's birthday on 5th October, St. Faustina's Feast day! So very pleased with quality of the card and the personalisation - really beautiful! Shower of Roses Shoppe is my go to for future cards and highly recommend. .
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By Gary C.17 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I Design It And So Perfect 😍👌🏼 That What I ask For. Printing It So Good And Perfect 😍👌🏼
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By MARWA A.23 October 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I think it’s great how you can design your own cards and buy them and they’re not even expensive which is really good. The printing turned even better than I expected

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Product ID: 256741459026772357
Created on 08/10/2025, 6:14
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