Funny Retro 50's Sarcastic Woman: Triple Threat Rectangular Sticker

The sassy 1950's woman on these funny rectangular stickers is smiling and saying, "I'm a Triple Threat. I Can: Crawl Out of Bed, Dress Myself, Pretend to Care." There are little check boxes next to each amazing feat she can accomplish. In the background, there's a faint boomerang shape with little retro star shapes on it. This humourous design is for any cynical, apathetic person who enjoys snark / sarcasm and vintage drawings. The picture of the woman is derived from an old image, but it has been redone and coloured and made into this cool, original design. Pink background colour is customisable. Please Note: If you choose a different sticker shape, you'll need to customise the image to fit.