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Funny Sloth Birthday Card - Sarcastic "You've Been

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Funny Sloth Birthday Card - Sarcastic "You've Been

Funny Sloth Birthday Card - Sarcastic "You've Been

Deliver a slow-motion burn with this hilarious sloth birthday card. The design features an adorable, laid-back sloth wearing a party hat and holding a birthday cake, paired with the witty message: "Relax, you are not getting old. That ship has sailed. You have been old for a while now". Perfect for friends or family members who appreciate sarcastic humour, this minimalist card brings a lighthearted touch to the reality of aging. Whether it's for a milestone or just another year, this funny animal birthday card is sure to get a laugh from anyone who doesn't take life too seriously.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating340 Total Reviews
304 total 5-star reviews15 total 4-star reviews6 total 3-star reviews5 total 2-star reviews10 total 1-star reviews
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By Hazel C.22 June 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Excellent Quality and Design , Would Definitely Recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.
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By Pamela B.1 December 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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The artwork and paper quality are good BUT it is only a card and not a bi-fold blank card as I had expected. It was my mistake as I hadn't noticed when ordering. However I think that a single page card would be be very limiting to send to a 90 year old. The quality was excellent.
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By Moira g.2 August 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Good quality card unusual. Nice colours I haven't given to my son yet but he will find it funny

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Product ID: 256982829667403321
Created on 12/05/2026, 13:57
Rating: G