Golf Funny Poster Humour

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. Golf is a good walk spoiled. I don't care to join any club that's willing to have me as a member. Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music. The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. Golf is played by millions of mature men whose wives think they are out having fun. The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. If you watch a game, it's fun... iif you play it, it's recreation... if you work at it, it's golf. The other day I broke 70... that's a lot of clubs. The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf -- it's almost a law. I've got just one problem; I'm standing too close to the ball after I've hit it.