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Good Morning Assassins Failed Holiday Postcard

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Good Morning Assassins Failed Holiday Postcard

Good Morning Assassins Failed Holiday Postcard

Dark humour meets retro charm with this witty morning quote: "Good morning, I see the assassins have failed." Perfect for coffee lovers and anyone who enjoys a sarcastic start to the day.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating1.7K Total Reviews
1533 total 5-star reviews132 total 4-star reviews16 total 3-star reviews10 total 2-star reviews17 total 1-star reviews
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Product ID: 256151303162901871
Created on 04/09/2025, 7:18
Rating: G