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Good Morning Assassins Failed Retro Humour Holiday Postcard

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Good Morning Assassins Failed Retro Humour Holiday Postcard

Good Morning Assassins Failed Retro Humour Holiday Postcard

Start your day with dark humour! This retro-inspired design features a confident woman with a witty line: "Good Morning, I see the assassins have failed." Perfect for coffee lovers, humour fans, and anyone who enjoys sarcasm with style.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating1.7K Total Reviews
1503 total 5-star reviews126 total 4-star reviews16 total 3-star reviews9 total 2-star reviews10 total 1-star reviews
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By Jacquelyn O.15 March 2025 • Verified Purchase
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Brilliant colours just the same as photo. Bright, clear & cheery. Very pleased. Will buy from again.
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By Jason B.21 December 2020 • Verified Purchase
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The postcard is well made strong and I expect it to endure. The design is clear and the print is bright

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Product ID: 256320002394042081
Created on 10/09/2025, 6:01
Rating: G