Halloween

1. No eating the other guests: This is a respectable household. Werewolves zombies and other carnivores are asked to please keep their appetite in check. 2. No flying around the room please: This applies to witches as well as to fairies, angels, bats, gargoyles, and other winged creatures. Someone could get hurt and the droppings are annoying. 3. Absolutely no biting, scratching, or clawing: There are enough body fluids floating around at this party without bringing out any more. 4. No stabbing or axing the other guests: Please do this on your own time and not ours. 5. Keep your body fluids to yourself: No drool, stool, pus, or blood products allowed outside of the body. 6. Have fun: This is the one night of the year when you are allowed to set the beast in you free so go ahead and let that animal howl.