“Happy Hour” Means Nap Time – Funny Retirement Thank You Card

They’re not dozing—they’re just mastering the art of retirement! Say goodbye to the hustle and hello to naps, leisure, and freedom from the 9-to-5 grind. This humourous tribute is perfect for a colleague who’s earned every minute of their new, carefree schedule. Retirement marks the end of meetings and deadlines, and the start of midday naps, slow mornings, and peaceful afternoons. Whether they’re planning to travel, garden, or simply enjoy not checking emails, they deserve a good laugh as they step into this new chapter. Celebrate the coworker who’s trading coffee breaks for nap breaks, and deadlines for downtime. After years of showing up, it’s finally their turn to relax, unwind, and maybe “rest their eyes” a little more often.