HUMOR ABOUT GETTING OLDER/RED FLOWERS/OLD BUILDING

AN OLD BUILDING THAT HAS OBVIOUSLY HAD LOTS OF PATCH WORK AND IS IN NEED OF SOME REPAIRS. FLANKING THE OLD BUILDING IS A BRIGHT RED FLOWER THAT LOOKS ALL FRESH AND PRETTY. THE TEXT REFERS TO HOW ADDING A TOUCH OF COLOR CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, IMPROVING THE LOOKS OF THE BUILDING. THE SUGGESTION IS THAT AS WE AGE AND NEED TO "PATCH PATCH PATCH" IN ORDER TO MAKE OURSELVES LOOK PRESENTABLE, THAT PERHAPS SOME BRIGHT RED LIPSTICK MIGHT JUST BE THE TICKET. REVERSE SIDE TEXT GOES ON TO ADD THAT THE BIRTHDAY PERSON IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO NEEDING THIS INFO YET AND TO FILE IT AWAY FOR A TIME WHEN SHE MIGHT FIND IT USEFUL. FRONT AND REVERSE SIDE TEXT IS CUSTOMIZABLE.