i brake stochastically bumper sticker

Don't know about y'all, but in our town driving actually improves during blizzards and ice storms as these create conditions in which vehicles ignore the commands issued by the driver. If only this were true everyday. Well, LabKitty cannot command the weather (yet), but we can put the driver behind you on their guard. Wave them off with an I brake stochastically bumper sticker! Text warning superimposed on stochastic time series data (from a forex simulation we wrote). Note LabKitty does not recommend braking stochastically - sticker design is predicated on the "mimic effect" employed by milk snakes and hoverflies (design also predicated on the assumption that the driver behind you knows what "stochastically" means. Eh, it's probably multisyllabic enough to give the average punter the heebie-jeebies).