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i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

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Size: 8.9 cm x 12.7 cm Table Card

Guide your guests to the right table at your wedding, dinner party, or other special occasion with our high-quality table cards! Customise the front and back with your full colour designs, text, or photos for a card perfectly paired to your occasion.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm l x 8.9 cm w portrait or 8.9 cm l x 12.7 cm w landscape
  • Customise both sides with table names and numbers
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing
  • Add card stands for easy placement
Creator Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 8.9 cm x 12.7 cm. .

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain table number

Pick up this funny design saying "I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You", perfect for sarcastic people with a unique sense of humor and classy style! I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You. I Have Neither The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You. This design is perfect to wear to around town, to work, for working out or family holiday parties. I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to explain this to you design. Perfect gift for your favorite teacher to wear at 100th day of school or last day of school. Cool saying design. I have neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain this to you apparel. Great gift as a funny, sarcastic and condescending humor combination fun outfit. Perfect for men and women who love sarcasm and humorous puns.
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4.6 out of 5 stars rating1.3K Total Reviews
1077 total 5-star reviews110 total 4-star reviews25 total 3-star reviews12 total 2-star reviews71 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sam S.26 March 2024 • Verified Purchase
Table Card, Paper: Signature Matte
Arrived in the post this morning and I'm so happy with them! First thing I wanted to do was write a review and show them off to my family and friends. The quality of the photo is superb, the colours and quality of the card is excellent, I paid extra to have the better quality card and I'm glad I did.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lisa B.12 March 2023 • Verified Purchase
Table Card, Paper: Signature Matte
Zazzle Reviewer Program
We cannot wait to use this at our wedding, and after arrival, we quickly ordered all the numbers for the rest of our tables 🙂 We bought a plastic sale sign, to place them in and love outcome! Very clear design and text!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By S.24 September 2021 • Verified Purchase
Table Card, Paper: Signature Matte
Zazzle Reviewer Program
We used these for our table plan. They’re quite small but enough to write all the names. Great for our lemon theme. As it looked on screen

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Product ID: 256284055081172927
Created on 26/06/2022, 2:04
Rating: G