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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

A perfect card for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor! This “I Have Selective Hearing — Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today” design features bold distressed typography and a witty message that dads, grandpas, retirees, and humor lovers enjoy. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement parties, office humor, or everyday wear. A funny gift for men who love dry humor, sarcastic jokes, and classic bold statement card. • Funny sarcastic grandpa & dad humor • Great retirement or birthday gag gift • Distressed bold lettering for impact • Perfect for men with a sense of humor • Available in multiple colors & fits
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating18.3K Total Reviews
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By Pat M.1 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Thank you Colana for the perfect custom made Mass Card. It's for my brother-in-law's birthday on 5th October, St. Faustina's Feast day! So very pleased with quality of the card and the personalisation - really beautiful! Shower of Roses Shoppe is my go to for future cards and highly recommend. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Gary C.17 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I Design It And So Perfect 😍👌🏼 That What I ask For. Printing It So Good And Perfect 😍👌🏼
5 out of 5 stars rating
By MARWA A.23 October 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I think it’s great how you can design your own cards and buy them and they’re not even expensive which is really good. The printing turned even better than I expected

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Product ID: 256065195298432949
Created on 10/12/2025, 11:31
Rating: G