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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card
A perfect card for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor! This “I Have Selective Hearing — Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today” design features bold distressed typography and a witty message that dads, grandpas, retirees, and humor lovers enjoy. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement parties, office humor, or everyday wear. A funny gift for men who love dry humor, sarcastic jokes, and classic bold statement card.
• Funny sarcastic grandpa & dad humor
• Great retirement or birthday gag gift
• Distressed bold lettering for impact
• Perfect for men with a sense of humor
• Available in multiple colors & fits
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy Pat M.1 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Thank you Colana for the perfect custom made Mass Card. It's for my brother-in-law's birthday on 5th October, St. Faustina's Feast day! So very pleased with quality of the card and the personalisation - really beautiful!
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy MARWA A.23 October 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I think it’s great how you can design your own cards and buy them and they’re not even expensive which is really good. The printing turned even better than I expected
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5 out of 5 stars ratingBy NICHOLAS H.1 March 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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So pleased with the quality, absolutely spot on. It was very easy to design my layout, colour options and font, (and i'm an old boy!!). Will definatley use again for all sorts of layouts. Printing was flawless with deep colours
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Product ID: 256812387491935768
Created on 10/12/2025, 11:15
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