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I Hope a Unicorn Poops on Your Forehead card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (5 x 7") (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (7"x 5") (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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I Hope a Unicorn Poops on Your Forehead card

I Hope a Unicorn Poops on Your Forehead card

Uh-oh! Your best friend's birthday is coming up and you haven't gotten her a present yet. Yes, I have been reading your diary. But fret not, young child! I have the perfect birthday card (or greeting card for just... anybody. Because unicorns are freaking awesome, bruh) for you to give her. It's so impressively adorable and sweet, she'll forget that you forgot to include any money. Heck, you don't even need to sign the inside. You can literally just... forget about her altogether. Order a pack of like a hundred and you're set to forget people for the rest of your life, but not to die alone like the self-absorbed misanthrope that you really are.
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Product ID: 137561217129004296
Created on 24/09/2016, 15:06
Rating: G