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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Tote Bag

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Shoulder Tote
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Style: All-Over-Print Tote Bag, Medium

The classic tote with a modern twist: all-over-print allows for 100% customisation, bringing the basic tote to the next level. Your next shopping trip just got a little more earth-friendly and a lot more stylish!

  • Dimensions: 40.6 cm l x 40.6 cm w; Strap: 71.1 cm l
  • Material:
    • Exterior: 100% sturdy brushed polyester
    • Interior: 100% polyester nonwoven laminate
  • 100% cotton web handles
  • Printed then sewn for edge-to-edge designs
  • Black laminated lining for extra support
  • Spot or dry clean only
  • Made in the USA

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour  Tote Bag

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Tote Bag

Carry your essentials with undead elegance. This gothic tote bag features a dashing vampire toasting the night with a bottle of “Vintage Full Bodied,” set against a moonlit castle and bat-emblazoned drama. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a wink-worthy twist, perfect for turning heads at the market, library, or crypt. Why It Slays: • Spacious and stylish for everyday use or spooky outings • Eye-catching design that blends horror, humour, and high fashion • Ideal for horror fans, Halloween lovers, and gothic romantics • Makes a killer gift for vampire enthusiasts and pun-loving fashionistas

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
2114 total 5-star reviews119 total 4-star reviews21 total 3-star reviews7 total 2-star reviews20 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Joanne P.8 September 2018Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Shoulder Tote, Medium
Creator Review
The tote bag is smashing! It feels very sturdy and well made. A great size, can fit all your bits and pieces and the handles are strong, but long enough to be able to sling over your shoulder. Perfect for out and about! Absolutely love it! Have to say, the print is excellent! I should know, I painted the original painting. I ordered the bag to see how well my painting translated into a bag and I am wowed! Some pics of my original painting and the bag next to it, fabulous print job!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Ruth B.18 June 2020Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Shoulder Tote, Medium
Creator Review
I was really pleased with the high quality and size of the shopping bag. The printing was excellent, really clear and the colours were great.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Ruth B.2 July 2020Verified Purchase
All-Over-Print Tote, Shoulder Tote, Medium
Creator Review
Really high quality product and a great size. The printing is excellent and the colours were beautiful

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Product ID: 256976959186201473
Created on 07/08/2025, 15:31
Rating: G