If I Ever Get Rabies Goose – Funny Angry Animal Holiday Postcard

Bold, aggressive, and hilariously unhinged — this design features a furious goose mid-screech with the warning: “If I ever get rabies, you’re high on my bitin’ list.” Rendered in vintage black ink illustration style, the artwork strikes a perfect balance between chaotic humour and unapologetic attitude. Whether you’ve had enough of people’s nonsense or just love a little animal-inspired sarcasm, this piece lets your inner rage honk loud and proud. Perfect for introverts, cynics, or anyone who deeply relates to an angry goose and wants the world to know it. Makes a brilliant gift for friends who appreciate quirky, unfiltered jokes with bite. Wear it to signal you’re done tolerating foolishness — or just to get a good laugh. Goose lovers, rage quitters, and sarcasm fans: this one’s for you.