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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
303 Total Reviews
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm

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  • Dimensions: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

Give a friend or family member a laugh for their birthday with a funny sarcastic birthday card. All wording on this card is simple to personalise, including quote that reads "Look, I'm not saying that you're old but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first." The unique modern square design features handwritten style typography and a pastel blue distressed watercolor background. Getting older is the perfect opportunity to make a few over the hill jokes, especially if the old fart enjoys a little bit of rude sarcasm humour at their expense. Happy Birthday! May you have a day free of any unpleaseant smells!

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars rating303 Total Reviews
277 total 5-star reviews15 total 4-star reviews5 total 3-star reviews3 total 2-star reviews3 total 1-star reviews
303 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Pamela B.1 December 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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The artwork and paper quality are good BUT it is only a card and not a bi-fold blank card as I had expected. It was my mistake as I hadn't noticed when ordering. However I think that a single page card would be be very limiting to send to a 90 year old. The quality was excellent.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Moira g.2 August 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Good quality card unusual. Nice colours I haven't given to my son yet but he will find it funny
5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.13 June 2013 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 10.2 cm x 23.5 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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The invitations were tailored to my requirements but the quality and service was second to none. The designer (Cheryl daniels) provided lots of ideas/options and was always pleasant and helpful. The invitations arrived sooner than expected. Would definitely recommend to friends and family. Print and finish excellent.

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funnyover the hillrude jokesarcastic quote sayinggetting older growing oldsarcasm humourhappy birthdayhumourousif you were milkhandwritten typography blue watercolor

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Product ID: 256746522937254542
Created on 07/01/2023, 14:14
Rating: G