Intensive Porpoise T-Shirt

The bete noire of the English student is the malapropism (or knife fight, if cable television has taught us anything). And if English teachers have a spirit animal it surely must be the porpoise, what with their gargantuan brains, hydrodynamic physique, and unnerving propensity to mate outside of their species (the Graduate Student of the Sea, we like to call them). So we give you Porpy the Grammar Porpoise, here with a lesson. Gently chiding the errant student, Porpy does, as one might frolic abeam of a majestic clipper ship, pointing the way to safe harbour and mai tais. Cartoon intensive porpoise, leaping from the sea. Text below. Customisable. Also available for dark apparel.