It would be an insult to animals to call you one magnet

Welcome to the Disgruntled Genius Office Humour Store where HR stands for Humour Resources! This is what happens when you let a cat rule the workplace... Everyone knows a woman like this: a feline female who always has a catty, cutting remark on the tip of her tongue. Clever and witty she is the mistress of the indirect insult. Her nails are more apt to scratch your face than your back. And manipulation is her primary means of getting what she wants. But she can't help it; it's just her nature. Meow.