"Kurss" the Cook Standard Apron

Kiss the cook? How about we just agree to drop the poisoning charges. For the chef who insists on putting his culinary "creativity" between you and your food supply, we offer this exclusive apron. Perfect for the households who have both the Health and Fire Departments on speed dial. World's Greatest Dud® goods are designed for real world dads: loving, caring, well-intentioned fathers who inevitably (and with astounding regularity) botch things in harebrained, yet harmless ways. In other words, WGD is for practically every father on the planet. Only One Dad Can Be Best, Here's to the Rest! Help dads across the globe embrace their Dud-itude. Buy this apron today.