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Let the dog take the blame for your farts

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
  • Standard white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Let the dog take the blame for your farts

Let the dog take the blame for your farts

Sometimes you don't want to be motivated. You just want to wallow in self-pity and dissatisfaction... In these times, you can depend on DiscourageMints to discourage you even further! DiscourageMints are a parody of the classic motivational posters that are so well-known for their trite platitudes and overused clichés. Instead of inspiration, DiscourageMints offer a serving of apathy with a side of cynicism. These demotivational designs pair artistic photography with pessimism to create the perfect balance of beauty and scorn. Demoralise your family at home or your office mates in the workplace with one of these unique pieces of art and realism. Or at the very least, you can acknowledge the depressing truth that life sucks. If you are tired of those insipid motivational posters found everywhere from boring boardrooms to overcrowded doctor's offices, try a DiscrougeMint today!

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4 out of 5 stars rating
By Samantha D.4 September 2017Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
The card was excellent this time preferred the quality of print etc. Brilliant clear and good quality pleasing to the eye
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sarah T.13 May 2021Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Creator Review
Looked great and was perfect for my Nana's 99th it arrived super quick so much quicker than sending the original from the other side of the world! My Nan loved my artwork too and the picture of us inside helped her remember who I was as she has Alzheimer's. Crisp and clear. Bright and colorful true to the original artwork I created. The photo we placed inside also looked great and clear.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By MR M.1 April 2021Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Zazzle Reviewer Program
This was used as a Mother's Day card and my mother absolutely loved it! The artwork and attention to detail is stunning. It's as if the hare could jump right out of the card at any moment. The print quality and colours are of a very high standard and show the beautiful hare in commendable detail.

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Product ID: 137205585703352673
Created on 07/05/2012, 23:54
Rating: G