Let's Make America Great Britain Again Hoodie
The United States ain’t so united anymore. Gone are the days when the only uncivil discussion at the Thanksgiving table was about which college basketball team was best.
Talking about politics, religion, education, healthcare, and gardening now lead to family feuds that make the Hatfields and McCoys decades long fight seem like a playground skirmish.
Our nation can take a fall without breaking a hip. We’re still potent enough to not need reading glasses or little blue pills to enjoy our evenings. But we’re acting like old biddies in a nursing home. We can be better than this.
Remember the days when all we had to complain about was crazy King George III? We were so good together then. The Right started a sentence and the Left finished it. The Left knew how the Right took their tea. We’d sneak out at night and meet in secret.
If we give up our sovereignty to the Brits, we can have it all again, our clandestine love for each other.
Let’s do it. Let’s re-unite! Let’s make America Great Britain again.