Love Expires (Mine Did First) T-Shirt | Crimson Ho Coffee Mug

Outsmart eternity with timely detachment. When Valentine’s promises forever but delivers deadlines, the wise ones clock out early. Our Crimson Hourglass Heart T-Shirt times that perfect exit in a dramatic heart-shaped hourglass: sands of crushed crimson rose petals flowing downward, encased in brass filigree and thorny vines, surrounded by layered wilted bouquets in plum and teal. Tiny broken pocket watches and faded love letters spill from cracks, dense baroque borders hiding subtle sarcastic "eternity" symbols turned upside down—every grain a countdown to freedom. Boldly scripted in rich plum with brass accents: “Love Expires (Mine Did First).” This design ticks for proudly expired romantics and anyone who beat the clock on bad love—perfect for Galentine’s timeouts or everyday expiration celebrations. Search “love expires shirt,” “crimson hourglass heart graphic tee,” “anti dating hourglass apparel,” or “expired love emblem” and watch it run out—ornate layers meet timely sarcasm in vibrant color. Crafted on plush, breathable tri-blend or cotton that feels like luxury loungewear, pre-shrunk, sized XS–5XL for all, and printed with eco-inks that lock in every metallic gleam and jewel tone with razor-sharp edges. No fuss, no shadows—just pure, hard-edged YMLux magic. Why you'll love this: Heart-shaped hourglass with flowing crushed crimson rose petal sands Thorny vines and wilted plum-teal bouquets for bittersweet decay vibes Spilling broken pocket watches and faded love letters—subtle expired easter eggs Upside-down "eternity" symbols in baroque borders adding sarcastic depth Rich plum “Love Expires (Mine Did First)” script—wear your timeout proudly Fade-proof intricate print with sharp hard edges—zero cracking, built for endless seasons Exclusive YMLux artistry: dense, multi-layered digital emblem with zero drop shadows—pure premium expiration Stocks are running out fast—beat the clock before February 14th. Worldwide shipping, 30-day returns. Stay timed, stay triumphant.