Mothership T-Shirt

I was talking to a friend one day and someone (who wasn't a part of our conversation) said, hatefully; "Is the climate really different on your native planet?" For one of the few times in my life I came up with a response RIGHT THEN, and not hours later. I sighed, sadly, shook my head and replied, "I just haven't been the same since the Mothership left me." Then I looked at him with the evilest, crazed look on my face and continued, calmly, "But Terran brains have proved tasty... when I can find them." Oddly, that proved the start of a friendship... once he got over the shock. ; ) ( The evil, crazed look comes naturally, BTW)