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My First Flamethrower T-Shirt | Retro Christmas

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favourites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

My First Flamethrower T-Shirt | Retro Christmas

My First Flamethrower T-Shirt | Retro Christmas

The Anti-Christmas Christmas Shirt! If you love your holiday humor dark and retro, this is the tee for you. Inspired by vintage children's books but with a mischievous twist, this design features two kids happily melting a grumpy, skeletal-faced snowman with a flamethrower. The funny quote "My First Flamethrower" at the bottom adds to the hilarious absurdity. This shirt is perfect for Ugly Sweater Parties where you want to stand out, or for anyone who appreciates unique, edgy, and nostalgic holiday graphics.Warning: May cause excessive laughter at family gatherings.

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By Joan B.26 April 2021Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Large
Zazzle Reviewer Program
I give wanted to give this a 4 instead of a 5 because these Basic DARK T0shirts run unexpectedly SLIM or Narrow. Which is great if you do not have a potbelly, but I have a paunch. It isn't the shirt's fault that I've got a beer belly. The design and shirt itself is a quality cotton shirt. The color is more of a deep purple, but still a very pretty color. The Basic DARK T-shirts run a bit SLIMMER than the Basic Ts. The neck is a fraction narrower (or seems to be narrower) also. I'm a paunchy middle-aged woman and my neck is 12 inches (31cm) thick and the neckline fell about the same as in the photo of the man, and I had the desire to tug it a bit. So if you're a thick necked man or like loose shirts, be aware these are slimmer shirts. Once I get rid of my lockdown paunch it'll look great. The shirt washed well in cold water with no apparent bleeding. We don't have a dryer, so it hung dry. Did not shrink. Love the colors and the design. The design looks smaller on my shirt than it does on the model on-line. But still, it looks good on the shirt. The printing looks as it does on the model, just the size seems fractionally smaller. Washed garment in cold water, hung dry and design appeared unaffected.
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By Katalin B.27 May 2019Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Brown, Small
Creator Review
Thank you very much, it is a very great product! Excellent quality, thank you!
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By Mark S.14 December 2017Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Large
Creator Review
I'm wearing this as I type... It's fab! Lovely quality. Soft material, perfect fit, nice and warm (It is very cold here, I live at the top of a hill and the wind is brutal in winter). Couldn't be happier with this. My Girlfriend really likes it as well - always a bonus! I was really impressed by how the printing turned out - my photo's don't do it justice. This is a complex design with a lot of colour variations but the finished article is really impressive. I couldn't be happier with how this has turned out. This is also one of my first designs to have been purchased by someone else (thank you so much!) I'm really curious to know what they think of the finished product...

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Product ID: 256176557424672213
Created on 30/11/2025, 12:11
Rating: G