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Narcissistic Mother's Day Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (5 x 7") (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (7"x 5") (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Narcissistic Mother's Day Card

Narcissistic Mother's Day Card

A tapeworm is a great mother, she can contain up to 50,000 embryos at once. While the message inside the greeting card can be interpreted as cute, you know that a tapeworm hooks its head in your gut, moves all around your intestines, makes you sick and eats your food. The tapeworm does not care for its eggs, it releases them into the detritus of the lower digestive system. Many layers of meaning that your narcissistic mother will be oblivious to.

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By Jane S.19 March 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Brilliant product I was able to adapt to personalise and send to my daughter to celebrate her first Mother's Day and tell her how proud we are of her progress through pregnancy and early motherhood during Lockdowns. Colours and printing as expected, good clarity for photos
5 out of 5 stars rating
By M.5 April 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Everyone was really taken back by how beautiful this card was. It was perfect for the occasion and excellent quality. Beautiful quality card The design and print was perfect Real top end cards, thank you Zazzle
5 out of 5 stars rating
By E.20 June 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I was really attracted to this painting and loved how I could buy it in card form. I now see I can also buy it as a jigsaw! A great present for someone who could complete the jigsaw and frame afterwards. Beautiful colours came out very well onto really strong card.

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Product ID: 137600095995930999
Created on 23/02/2014, 18:51
Rating: G