not finding bigfoot paper plate

Bigfoot , Sasquatch , Squatch , Wild man , Hairy man , Swamp Ape , Swamp Monster whatever you call them they are just out your backdoor in the creeks , swamps and rivers. Human like ( monsters? ) without a face , many descriptions have been made with some contradicting earlier testimony , some look like gorillas some look very much like us. Some are described as tall and thin like a basketball player others are said to be tall and wide like a pro football player suited up , no wonder the interest in these elusive beings. Absquatulate with Sasquatch: to depart in a hurry,leave abruptly